Strange Vegetables

“This book has it all – death, darkness, fearsome creatures, strange vegetables – everything needed to brew up a fantastical tale. This story is well written in very straightforward language… there is always something going on to keep your interest. The author has written the characters very well, so clearly that you can picture them in your mind – kind of like watching a Harry Potter movie. Great story and I’m looking forward to Book Two.”

– Anne-Marie Reynolds (Readers’ Favorite)

Grimly is very excited about this new review of ‘The Shop on Peculiar Hill‘. He likes it when people choose exactly the right words to describe a book. If in doubt, “Harry Potter” will always do very nicely, though “strange vegetables” comes a close second…

Audrey’s Illustration

Hello Everyone – Grimly here, and this time we have another contribution from Audrey, the reader who I was chatting with a few weeks ago. This time she has produced this great illustration of a large proportion of the cast of ‘The Shop on Peculiar Hill‘. Let’s see if you can spot who is who.

Audrey pic Shop

Got it?

No, that isn’t Uncle Bob painted blue with wings on. That’s a bogey, one of the vary rare blue ones in fact. And the green character on the left isn’t Mr Grimble feeling a bit green and sickly after having been accidentally shrunk in the washing machine. It’s a heeblegreeb. But you really knew that, didn’t you?

The next two are easy of course: Amanda looking cool in black and Peter in his new blue jeans, but is that a hot air balloon in between them or could it possibly be a strange tomato on a lead? I think it’s a strange tomato all right. It’s the purring that gives it away!

And finally, the character at the far right hand side surely has to be Algernon, but are those muscles under his T shirt? He looks like more than a match for any strange creatures who come his way. The only thing that worries me is that he hasn’t got a hat. Hopefully Amanda has it safely stashed away in her bag in case the bogeys start fizzing.

Many thanks to Audrey for sending us that terrific picture. I look forward to seeing her illustration of ‘Stranger Days on Peculiar Hill’ which is due out later this year of course. And in the meantime, if anyone else would like to try your hand at illustrating any of the characters in ‘The Shop on Peculiar Hill’, we shall be delighted to see what you come up with. Just remember that if you send any drawings in, we will assume that you’re happy for us to publish them on the blog.

And finally, following on from last time, I decided that yes, I would change the photo of me that goes at the top of the blog. Up there now is one that my friend Lee (Audrey’s grandma) has lovingly photoshopped into submission. Yes, perhaps it makes me look a bit younger than I actually am but I think it also makes me look less scary than the previous photo did. And after all, what with bogeys and heeblegreebs and jamjam plants, there are enough scary things in ‘The Shop on Peculiar Hill’ without people having to worry about the author as well, don’t you think?

‘And I’m not really scary, am I?’ I ask the staff here at Grimly Central. But no one replies. They’re all hiding behind their desks.

Ho hum. That’s all for now then, but bear in mind it’s still bogey season so… Don’t forget your hat!

Vermilion Sands

Hi – Grimly here! Today I have pride of place in the latest post from Vermilion Sands, the blog of choice for nature notes, reading lists, and weather updates pertaining to the Potternewton area of Leeds.

Looking at this magnificent post, I think I may feel a new masthead photo coming on, as people have mentioned that the current one makes me look rather unfriendly. What do you think? Does my photo on Vermilion Sands look better than the one at the top of my blog?

The only trouble is: I think it may make me look even more like my wretched underling Simon Ounsley, which is always annoying as people keep mixing us up. I may have to put it through my Grimlyshop app to make it look more like me…

Just before I go, I should mention that the nice people at WordPress (the world’s most annoying blog platform) have just informed me that the Contact Us page I set up five months ago isn’t working. So I do apologise if you have tried to contact me through that but have heard nothing back. Please do try us again directly by email. The address is grimlydarkwood03 (at) gmail (dot) com  In the meantime, Team Grimly will scratch our collective heads and see if we can get the ‘Contact Us’ page working. I wonder if a spot of oil might help…